Showing posts with label Nancy Drew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nancy Drew. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Fun Chapter Titles in the Nancy Drew Mystery Series

 


I love reading the chapter titles in the early Nancy Drew Mysteries. They are so quaint and fun and make me smile whenever I read them.

Here are some of them:

“Following A Clue”

“Nancy’s Risky Undertaking”

“Startling Revelations”

“A Happy Finale”

“An Unpleasant Meeting”

“Nancy Investigates”

“A New Discovery”

“Nancy Bides Her Time”

“In Pursuit”

“A Suspicious Stranger”

“Detective Work”

“A Bold Plan”

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Happy Mardi Gras!



It's Mardi Gras in New Orleans and unfortunately, the parades have been canceled this year due to COVID. 

That doesn't mean that lovers of the city have to do without. Take a trip to the Big Easy and be an armchair traveler with The Ghost in the Plantation: A Nancy Keene Mystery.

Walk through the French Quarter with a teenage sleuth inspired by the early Nancy Drew stories as she tries to solve the mystery of who killed the docent at Oak Alley Plantation.

Excerpt:

Nancy, her father, and friends took the red-eye to New Orleans and arrived at 4:00 in the morning.  There was light rain falling as the taxi driver drove to the French Quarter.  When they reached the heart of the Quarter, they loved all of the buildings and the way the streetlights were reflected in the rainy street. There wasn’t a tourist to be found, and all of the streets were deserted except for a teenage African American boy dressed like Gainsborough’s “Blue Boy” who was playing a trumpet in the shelter of a doorway on Royal Street.

Nancy told her friends, “Listen to him.  I think he’s playing Stardust by Louis Armstrong.”

“How do you know that?” Beth asked.

“Dad and I have been watching the Ken Burns Jazz series and we know all the songs from it.  I’ll lend you the DVD some time.”

“What’s this guy doing standing out here by himself in the middle of the night when nobody’s around to hear him?” Hannah wondered.

Nancy said, “Maybe he’s trying to pick up on the vibe of all the musicians in New Orleans’ past.  Maybe he’s channeling Louis Armstrong.”

Mr. Keene told them, “We’ll definitely have to hear some ‘trad jazz’ while we’re here.”

“These buildings remind me of Disneyland’s Orleans Square,” Hannah said.  “I’m expecting to see a Riverboat any minute.”

The taxi driver pointed towards the Mississippi River as he drove down Rampart Street. “You can catch the Delta Queen right over there.  She’s a beautiful riverboat.”

“Thanks for the tip,” Mr. Keene answered.

“Let’s for sure go on a riverboat while we’re here,” Hannah chimed in.

“Aren’t any of you guys tired?  I didn’t get a wink of sleep on the plane,” Beth complained. 

“We’ll take a little nap once we get settled in our rooms at the Lamothe House,” Mr. Keene told the girls.

“Where did you hear about this hotel, Dad?”

“Your mother and I came here on our honeymoon.”

“How romantic!” Beth exclaimed.

“I hope you don’t miss her too much while we’re here, Dad.  Maybe we should have gone somewhere else.”

“She’d be very happy at the thought of you being here with me right now.”

Everyone was lost in thought until they arrived at their historic three-storied pink hotel decorated with two large Corinthian columns on either side of the front door.

Once there, they were greeted by the night clerk who introduced himself. “P.T. Beauregard, at your service.  Glad to make your acquaintance.”

Nancy asked, “Were you named after the Civil War General?”

“Yes.  Indeed, I was.  How clever of you to know that.”  He took their luggage.  “Let me show you your rooms.”

Beth said, “This hotel looks old. Does it have any ghosts in it?”

“Why yes, I believe it does. Some of our guests have reported seeing a woman in red walking the hallways looking for her baby that died.”

“Oh, you don’t believe that. Do you?” Hannah asked.

“Who am I to say? This is New Orleans and there are many things here that you may find hard to believe.”

He showed them to their rooms and cautioned them, “Watch out for the red woman’s ghost.  We haven’t seen her for a while; you never know when she’ll return.”

“Just great,” Beth said sarcastically.  “So much for sleeping.”

“You’ll be fine, honey.  Just be sure to lock your door,” he said, winking at Nancy.

That guy gives me the creeps, Nancy thought. The girls entered a richly decorated room, featuring antiques and damask curtains.  “Isn’t this beautiful?  Look at this vintage fireplace,” Nancy told her friends. 

“Wow!” Beth said.  “I just love it!”  She walked over to a window and saw the city starting to wake up.  “Come and look outside,” she motioned.

The three girls looked out the window and were delighted when they heard a calliope playing in the distance.

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Would you like to read more? The Ghost in the Plantation: A Nancy Keene Mystery is available in paperback and ebook formats at Amazon.


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It's also available at Barnes and Noble, Apple, Smashwords, Kobo, Google Play, and Scribd. 


Friday, December 2, 2016

The Sleuth: The Original Nancy Drew Fanzine

When I was a girl, I used to hope and pray that on Christmas morning, I'd find a Nancy Drew book under our Christmas tree. Now, I have the next best thing: my Nancy Keene Mysteries are featured in the latest issue of The Sleuth magazine!! Thanks Todd Latoski and Linda Burns for this great opportunity to reach other Nancy Drew fans and I hope people enjoy my humorous PG-rated cozy mysteries that take place in some of my favorite cities in the world. 


Here's a link to The Sleuth:
http://www.ndsleuths.com/thesleuth

Louise Hathaway (me) is features in the series spotlight on page 44 



















Here's a link to The Sleuth:
http://www.ndsleuths.com/thesleuth
#NancyDrew #TheSleuth




Saturday, October 1, 2016

Cozy Mysteries

Don't you just love cozy mysteries that feature secret compartments and hidden rooms?  I do. Mystery writers have used the plot devise of hidden rooms for years and the writers of the Nancy Drew Mysteries certainly took advantage of the excitement of secret drawers from the very beginning, starting with the first book of the series, "The Secret of the Old Clock" written in 1930.


I have been of fan of the teenage sleuth since I was about 11-years-old and received my first Nancy Drew under the Christmas tree.  No wonder I went on to write traditional mysteries with my husband. I had forgotten about my love affair with Nancy until a dear friend passed away and I was in her library looking at her book collection. Lo and behold, her book shelf had six of the very first books of the series.  I reread them as an adult and fell in love all over again.

Since I read my "chum's" Nancy Drew books, I've gone on to write 6 mysteries starring Nancy Keene, a teenage sleuth loosely based on Nancy Drew.  The latest book in my series is "The Stolen Masterpiece."  


I hope you'll like this story about a teenage sleuth, very much like Nancy Drew, who visits her newly-found Dutch relatives and discovers that their house has a secret room that contains valuable artwork, including a Vermeer masterpiece worth millions. Someone has stolen it, and it’s up to Nancy and her chums to find out who.

This eBook is available at all your favorite
online bookstores for only $1.99

Friday, July 22, 2016

A New Nancy Keene Mystery



My new Nancy Keene Mystery, portrays five loves of mine: Nancy Drew Mysteries, Holland, Dutch artist Johannes Vermeer, genealogy, and a loving, indulgent father.

Join my precocious teenage sleuth, Nancy Keene, on another of her international adventures. This book finds her in Amsterdam visiting her newly-found Dutch relatives who have recently discovered a secret room in their house that contains valuable artwork, including a Vermeer masterpiece worth millions. Someone has stolen it, and it’s up to Nancy and her team to find out who. If you enjoy travelogues, this book includes descriptions of some of my favorite sights I've visited in Holland.


Here is a Four Star Review on Goodreads:  

The Stolen Masterpiece is book #5 of the Nancy Keene mystery series, a parody of Nancy Drew It was by far my favorite story and most like Nancy Drew. 

Available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Google Play,

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Readers Are Loving "The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery"



Here's what reviewers are saying about this book: 

 "I loved it! This is a very clever parody of Nancy Drew set in the current times. Nancy Keene, her father Drew Keene, and her friend Beth travel to London where they not only meet Daniel Craig (James Bond) but also solve his mystery...I love Nancy Drew and I love England. The two together is a winner."

"Great story line for readers who loved Nancy Drew as a young person. It moves quickly and is a fun light read!"

This eBook costs only $1.99 and is available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play Books, Smashwords and Kobo Books

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Great Review for a book inspired by Nancy Drew!

I was so pleased last night to discover that a reader had left a nice review on Amazon about my book, "The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery".  Here's what she said:

"Great story line for readers who loved Nancy Drew as a young person. It moves quickly and is a fun light read!"

Here's what it's about:

What would happen if Nancy Drew met James Bond? Find out in this humorous, PG-Rated tale written for nostalgic women baby-boomers who grew up loving Nancy Drew mysteries. Nancy Keene, the teenage sleuth in this mystery, goes to London and stays in the same hotel as Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) when his BAFTA award is stolen from his room. When she is not on a Jane Austen pilgrimage or visiting Buckingham Palace, she channels Agatha Christie, Sherlock Holmes, and Rumpole of the Bailey to help her solve the mystery of the stolen mask. Only $1.99.  

Available at Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, Google Play, and Kobo.


Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Nancy Drew Convention in New Orleans




Imagine a Nancy Drew Convention in one of America's most beautiful cities.  It will take place April 20-24 in New Orleans, one of my favorite cities in the world!  They will be discussing The Haunted Showboat,  The Mardi Gras Mystery, and a Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys Super Mystery entitled, Nightmare in New Orleans.  I've never heard of these books, but I'm sure they're a lot of fun to read.

Here's a book I wrote about a teenage sleuth, who's very similar to Nancy Drew.  She goes to New Orleans with her father and "chums" and becomes part of the investigation when a docent at Oak Alley Plantation is found dead.

The Ghost in the Plantation: A Nancy Keene Mystery
by Louise Hathaway


Only $2.99
Available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords and Scribd.
The Paperback version is available at Amazon





Sunday, December 20, 2015

Nancy Drew and James Bond

When I was growing up, more than anything else, I wanted a Nancy Drew book for Christmas.  The books from my childhood that I remember most are my Nancy Drew's and my cool older brother's James Bond novels.  So, when I grew up and started writing my own books, I thought, "What would happen if Nancy met James Bond?  What would happen if she went to London on vacation, and Daniel Craig was staying in the same hotel as she was?  What if his acting award was stolen out of his room and she helped him find out who took it?"

I answer these questions in a The Stolen Mask, a humorous, PG-Rated tale written for nostalgic baby-boomers who grew up loving Nancy Drew Mysteries. The teenage sleuth in my story is Nancy Keene and when she isn't on a Jane Austen pilgrimage or visiting Buckingham Palace, she channels Agatha Christie, Sherlock Holmes, and Rumpole of the Bailey to help her solve the mystery of the stolen mask.

The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery
by Louise Hathaway
Only $1.99


Available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play,
Kobo Books, and Smashwords

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Lake Wobegon

What would Nancy Drew be like if she made a pilgrimage to Lake Wobegon?  I can imagine her, map in hand, trying to figure out which towns inspired Garrison Keillor when he created his fictional town of Lake Wobegon where "all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."  My teenage sleuth, Nancy Keene, listens to A Prairie Home Companion with her father every Saturday night.  She talks him into taking a vacation to Minnesota.  He'd like to make a pilgrimage to the home town of Bob Dylan while there, but she has other plans when a "bachelor farmer" (last seen at the Chatterbox Cafe) goes missing and they becomes part of the search team.

My husband and I went on just such a pilgrimage to discover the towns that inspired Garrison's Lake Wobegon and pictures from our trip are included in this eBook.  Only $1.99.  Available at Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble, Google Play, Kobo Books, Smashwords, and Scribd.

The Missing Bachelor Farmer: A Nancy Keene Mystery
by Louise Hathaway
Only $1.99



Monday, November 30, 2015

Nancy Drew Under My Christmas Tree

It's the Sunday after Thanksgiving and the Christmas Season "officially" starts today (at least it does by my reckoning). I've told myself that I'm not going to even think about Christmas until Thanksgiving is over.   I did cheat a little, I confess, when I bought some presents online for my husband on Black Friday. I was not immune to all the hoopla and frenzy about "finding that big sale." Every year, my husband and I see on TV campers lining up outside of Best Buy, hoping to save big time on a TV or computer.  Some people started camping out last Monday for Black Friday.  We live in Southern California where the weather is the mildest in the nation, but this past week it's been cold. I'm talking under 60 degrees in the daytime.  Yes, we are wimps when it comes to winter weather, but it's all we know.

The idea of getting a TV or computer as a Christmas present was an unthinkable luxury when I was growing up.  My parents always strugged financially in order to put presents under the Christmas tree, since my father, who was a carpenter, was usually out of work in the off-season. Even though my parents had trouble making ends meet when it came to buying Christmas presents, we always had packages under the tree.  Each year, my sisters and I would get our yearly supply of bathrobes, slippers, and pajamas.  My parents gave each of us girls one "real" present in addition to bedtime wear.  I might get a stuffed animal--my favorite was a cat whom I named "Grinny".  When I turned 11, more than anything, I wanted a Nancy Drew book under the Christmas tree. I hoped and prayed I might get one and used to feel the packages to see if they might be books about my favorite teenage sleuth.


Here we are wearing our new pajamas while my angelic Grandmother looks on

My love of mysteries continues to this day.  My husband and I religiously watch Masterpiece Mystery.  Some of our favorite series star the incomparable Sherlock Holmes--both the Jeremy Brett and the modern Benedict Cumberbatch versions.  We love Scott and Bailey, a modern day British series about women detectives that no one else besides us seems to know exists.  Why hasn't anyone discovered this amazing series?  It's right up there with Helen Mirren in Prime Suspect, for goodness sake.

But, my first love has always been Nancy Drew.  It is because she led such a charmed life: she was popular, knew all sorts of obscure facts, had a very kind and permissive father, a snazzy blue roadster, and plenty of unsupervised time to go off searching for clues in each of her "cases". Many famous women such as Hillary Clinton, Former First Lady Laura Bush, and Supreme Court Justices Sandra Day O'Connor and Sonia Sotomayor cite her as formative influences. 

The Nancy Drew books inspired me to try my hand at writing mysteries.  I've created a character who was inspired by the Nancy Drew super-hero of my childhood.  Her name is Nancy Keene and the mysteries about her adventures are humorous and PG-rated.  They're targeted not to teenagers--they'd never get my jokes--but to women babyboomers like myself who grew up reading and loving Nancy Drew.  My books take place in some of my favorite travel destinations, so they are travelogues in addition to being cozy mysteries.

Check them out sometime.  They are available at Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Google Play, and Smashwords.  Here is a list of their titles and the Amazon link for each one:








Saturday, August 29, 2015

Hurricane Katrina

It's hard to believe that it's been ten years since Hurricane Katrina.  I love New Orleans and feel so sorry for those who lost their lives and homes as a result of the flooding.  I know there's still a lot more work to be done.  I think these lyrics by Steve Earle sum up how I feel:

This city won't ever die
Just as long as our heart be strong
Like a second line stepping high
Raising hell as we roll along
Gentilly to Vieux Carre
Lower 9, Central City, Uptown
Singing Jockamo fee nane
This city won't ever drown.

I'm an indie writer and I've written two books about this great city.  The first is "The Ghost in the Plantation: A Nancy Keene Mystery."


  Do you like Nancy Drew? Do you like New Orleans? If so, you will enjoy this humorous and PG-rated story about a teenage sleuth that especially targets women baby boomers who grew up reading and loving the Nancy Drew series. Nancy Keene, the teenage sleuth in this story, goes on vacation with her father and friends to the French Quarter. What starts out as a sight-seeing trip changes into a murder/mystery when a docent at Oak Alley Plantation is murdered while they are there. Part travelogue, part ghost story, this book mixes voodoo, ghosts, and bayous into a spicy gumbo of a whodunit. 

Available for $2.99 at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords
and Oyster and Scribd
Also available in Paperback at Amazon

"Honeymoon in New Orleans" is a travelogue about New Orleans


Come along with my fictional characters Don and Isabella as they discover the wonders of New Orleans on their honeymoon. Learn about their favorite romantic spots, places to visit, spend the night, and dine at. It includes helpful websites to consider before planning your next vacation.

Available for only $1.99 at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords and Oyster.



Saturday, June 20, 2015

Books About Great Fathers

Happy Father's Day to all of the great Dads out there.  I was very lucky: I had a wonderful father and like to include him in my stories; especially the "Nancy Keene" stories that I wrote as an homage to the wonderful Nancy Drew Mysteries I grew up reading.  Mr. Drew was every girl's ideal Dad: definitely not a "helicopter parent", he gave Nancy all sorts of freedom.  All she had to do all day was drive her "roadster" around and solve mysteries with no pestering Mom telling her to clean up her room.  How lucky could a girl be?!

In the first Nancy Keene Mystery I wrote, "The Buried Treasure on Route 66", her Dad is having trouble accepting the fact that his precious Nancy has just turned 18, has a boyfriend, and is going away to college.  How will he handle the empty nest?  And what lessons will he learn when he joins Nancy and her boyfriend on a road trip?  This book is rated PG.




My Nancy and her Dad are big fans of "A Prairie Home Companion" and she talks him into going on a pilgrimage with her in search of the towns that inspired Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon.  Her Dad wants to go on a Bob Dylan pilgrimage while they are in Minnesota, but Nancy has other plans when a bachelor farmer goes missing.  This book is called, "The Missing Bachelor Farmer."  This book is rated G.

I love New Orleans, so I have Nancy going there on vacation with her Dad and her friends. When a docent at Oak Alley Plantation is found dead, Nancy will not rest until she figures out whodunit. They have to leave New Orleans before the murder is solved, but Nancy twists her over-indulgent Dad around her little finger and he allows her to return to the Crescent City to stay with her fun and funky Aunt Audrey in "The Ghost in the Plantation".  This book is rated PG.

My most recent Nancy Keene Mystery is about Nancy, her Dad, and her girlfriend going to London. Nancy has her first serious crush at 16 when she sees that Daniel Craig is staying at the same hotel as they are.  She's a big fan of James Bond and even goes to Harrods to try a find an outfit like one of the Bond Girls to impress him.  When someone steals his BAFTA award out of his hotel room, Nancy is hot on the trail trying to figure out who stole it and why.  This book is called "The Stolen Mask".  This book is rated PG.

All of these books are available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, Google Play, Kobo, and Smashwords.  If you subscribe to Scribd, it's free.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

James Bond


Can you find James Bond on the cover of this eBook?  This is a funny story about a teenage sleuth who goes to London with her father and is delighted when she discovers that Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) is staying at their hotel.  I was inspired to write this book by my love of Nancy Drew books and my love of London.  On vacation in London a few years back, James Bond actually was staying at the same hotel where my husband and I had a room.  At that time, the actor who played Bond was Pierce Brosnan.  Just like Nancy Keene in my story of The Stolen Mask, I was settling into our upper bedroom when I looked out the window and saw Agent 007 drinking champagne in the hotel's garden. I was as star-struck as any teenage school girl would be.

In this story, Nancy opens the door of her hotel room to retrieve the morning paper and is shocked when Daniel Craig opens the door next to hers to do the same thing.  He is only wearing a towel around his waist, and when he sees Nancy in her flannel nightgown, he self-consciously looks down at his towel to make sure nothing's showing.  When he catches her looking in the same place, he winks at her and goes back inside his room.  Nancy feels her first stirrings of passion and is pleased when she has an opportunity to come to his aid after someone steals his BAFTA award out of his room.

I am a total Anglophile and love all things British--its literature, its music, its history, its art. I love writing about places I've traveled to, so in this story I have Nancy sighting-seeing at some of my favorite destinations in and around London.  She goes on a Jane Austen pilgrimage, visits Buckingham Palace, shops at Harrods, and goes to the Sherlock Holmes museum.  Nancy is very precocious and has read a lot, so when she tries to solve the case of the stolen mask, she channels Agatha Christie, Sherlock Holmes, and Rumpole of the Bailey.

This book is one of my favorite ones I've written and I hope my readers will like it, too.  So, come with Nancy Keene on a trip to London where she meets James Bond and even gets to walk the red carpet with him at the Oscars.  A bit of a stretch?  Of course, but a girl can dream, can't she?

The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery
By Louise Hathaway
Only $1.99


Saturday, February 21, 2015

Nancy Drew meets James Bond

What would happen if Nancy Drew met James Bond? Find out in this humorous, PG-Rated tale written for nostalgic women baby-boomers who grew up loving Nancy Drew mysteries. Nancy Keene, the teenage sleuth in this mystery, goes to London and stays in the same hotel as Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) when his BAFTA award is stolen from his room. When Nancy is not on a Jane Austen pilgrimage or visiting Buckingham Palace, she channels Agatha Christie, Sherlock Holmes, and Rumpole of the Bailey to help her solve the mystery of the stolen mask.

The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery
By Louise Hathaway
eBook available at $1.99 


Saturday, November 29, 2014

A Book Inspired by Nancy Drew

The Buried Treasure on Route 66 is a humorous and PG-rated coming-of-age book about young love, rekindled old love, and a father who must learn to let his beloved daughter go. Its main character, Nancy Keene, a teenage sleuth, receives a brand new Prius from her father at her 18th birthday party and goes on a road trip on Route 66 to help a little old lady find a missing will. Along for the ride are her boyfriend and overprotective father.    

This eBook is available for only $1.99 at most online bookstores. 
 Also available in paperback at Amazon and Barnes and Noble.com

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Do You Believe in Ghosts?

Do you like Nancy Drew?  Do you like New Orleans? This humorous, PG-rated mystery about a teenager sleuth who's very similar to Nancy Drew is written especially for women baby boomers who grew up reading and loving the Nancy Drew series. Nancy Keene, the teenage sleuth in our story, goes on vacation with her father and friends to New Orleans.  What starts out as a sight-seeing trip, changes into a murder mystery when a docent at Oak Alley Plantation in murdered while they are there.  Part travelogue, part ghost story, this book mixes voodoo, ghosts, and bayous into a spicy gumbo of a whodunit. 


eBook available at all of your favorite online bookstores for only $2.99





Available in paperback at Amazon and Barnes and Noble


Saturday, May 31, 2014

Father/Daughter Relationships

Now that Mother's Day is over, it's time to think about your Dads.  I wrote this book after I inherited some Nancy Drew books and reread them as an adult. I was really touched by the close relationship between our favorite teenage sleuth and her Dad; a relationship made even stronger by the death of Nancy's mother.  So I created my own teenage sleuth, Nancy Keene, and wrote this PG-Rated humorous story about her relationship with her Dad, who has been worrying about her ever since started dating and talking about moving away to college.  He doesn't want to let her go and she worries about what he'll be like when she's gone.  How will he handle letting her go?  Find out as Nancy, her father, and boyfriend take a trip on Route 66, visiting several of its landmarks along the way, in search of a missing will.  Not only is “The Buried Treasure on Route 66” a tip of the hat to the Nancy Drew books, it’s also a romance novel about both young love and rekindled old love.


Saturday, May 17, 2014

In Search of Lake Wobegon

My husband and I went on a pilgrimage to "Lake Wobegon" and visited many of the real places that inspired Garrison Keillor's make-believe town.  We even got a chance to meet him when he was coming out of a bookstore.  Here's a book, with pictures, of our experience.  It is told from the point of view of our teenage sleuth Nancy Keene.  A bachelor farmer goes missing and Nancy and her Dad are hot on the trail.

It just came out in paperback at Amazon.com and is also available as an eBook



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Saturday, May 10, 2014

Who is your audience? Pay Attention, You Writers Out There

A book publisher gave me one of the best pieces of advice I ever was asked, "Who is your audience?" My husband and I had just written a book about a teenager sleuth, modeled after Nancy Drew, but geared towards women babyboomers, not teenagers.  We almost got a book deal based upon a misunderstanding of how we were marketing it.  Our book, "The Ghost in the Plantation," is about a precocious 16 year old who gets involved in trying to track down the murder of a docent at Oak Alley Plantation.  The PG-rated scenes and jokes would never go over well with teenagers.  The opening scene of our book has Nancy and her girlfriends talking about, not Justin Beiber or One Direction, but about Don Draper from Mad Men and Vampire Bill from True Blood--men who women might find attractive, not my teenage nieces.

Our teenage sleuth has a very permissive aunt and father who both give her a lot of freedom as she goes about her search for the killer.  They are the opposite of "helicopter parents" and she gets in all sorts of dangerous situations. My husband and I have our Nancy running through Bourbon Street while being chased by a guy in a hoodie, and dodging into a gay bar, only to be rescued and brought home by The Lady Chablis from "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." Our humor is PG-rated--this is not your Grandmother's Nancy Drew.  We have Nancy trying to bond with her aunt by mixing up Hurricanes and serving them to her and her girlfriend.  Construction workers admire how well Nancy looks in her shorts and ask her aunt, "Who's the little cupcake?" "The Ghost in the Plantation" is a gumbo of a whodunit, not for the fathers of teenage daughters nor for teenage girls.  It's for the ladies--gentlemen, step aside.  We wrote this book with a deep love of the city of New Orleans and all of the wonderful experiences we've had there. I'm grateful to that publisher for teaching me a very valuable marketing lesson:  who is your audience?  Never forget to make that foremost in your mind when marketing your books--you writers out there.  The last thing we want is for our readers to be disappointed after they've bought our book, hoping for something entirely different.